he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
