I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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