I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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