you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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