this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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