dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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