Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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