? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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