Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Randomize
