Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
i already hear my dad disowning me
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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