Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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