You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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