your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
