hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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