Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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