New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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