Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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