Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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