He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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