In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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