hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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