i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
