we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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