lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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