And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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