Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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