People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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