I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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