He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
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