I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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