Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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