Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
