Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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