He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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