i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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