Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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