Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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