She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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