Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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