What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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