I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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