I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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