so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
No subtext here. People are naked.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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