Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
