we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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