haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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