Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
he told me I talked like a deaf person
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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