you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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