I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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