I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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