The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want to have your abortion
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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