party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
