im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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