I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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