Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
He's a Shit stain on my heart
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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