Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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