How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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