He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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