hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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